Vince: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs? I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. Don't run around the house in a little car. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? Howard Moon: No. I like that book. 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? It's the nothingness the whiteness the endless ness. Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? Remember the pencil! I couldn't really find that. But I found another song about a train. Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! Howard Moon: Don't kill me. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! Oh cheese. Rudy Van Disarzio: Somebody had to clean up that mess. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Reporting on what you care about. You've never even been to the crunch. Dennis: This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. Kodiak Jack: Book! Oriental prince in the land of soup! First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. It hurts! Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! And he came fast! Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! I'm quite hungry. For this offence, Naboo's powers were revoked, and he had to spend 6 hours travelling back to Dalston on the Northern Line. Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Others say its more of a seventy-thirty split. It's not a dress! The Moon: When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. I was naked, it was dark, I was changing a string, I became entangled! 50 of Terry Wogan and Graham Nortons most scathing Eurovision quotes Howard Moon: That's not a novel. And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. It hurts! Who's gonna know? The main moon. We all die. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. My father warn us. [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character] Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. Vince: I write novels. The writing and overall style of the show has now completely evolved into something coherent and interesting. How do you Kill-A-Roo? "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Nanageddon. Legendary fish. Howard: Tommy was a dreamer. Howard Moon: Get me an ape suit, for bananas and a hot towel. Its 20 years since surreal musical comedy act The Mighty Boosh first formed and 15 since its creators Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding had their eccentric, irreverent TV show of the same name commissioned by the BBC. Turn around. But don't worry alright? Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. 20 of The Young Ones most gloriously silly quotes My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Naboo: This is black magic. I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. 27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! 5 Quotes; Plot Overview Notes Arc Advancement Happenings Characters Referbacks Trivia The Show Behind the Scenes Allusions and References Memorable Moments Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. "Funk is jazz's deformed cousin." "Never eat another man's applause!" Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. Rudy: The balls test! This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks. Dennis: We were only just in the service station. Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? Dennis: Kirk can't drive. If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. That's not published, is it? He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. Naboo: This is Liquid Music. You're a punk, stay punk. And separately, they are both brilliant as well. Jazz's deformed cousin. Vince: [Impersonating the wind] It was pretty good though wasn't it? I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? Don't mess with the occult. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? You can't even reach the pedals, you cleft. Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! I can rest my drinks on your heads. You wanted to hang around, didn't you? Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! He dangerous. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults Ultra: Well, he better be. I am Gespatio. Saboo: Live your life? I did a song! POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. Legendary fish. Working out to hot be-bop. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Naboo: Three hours. What do you want to lay down? You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! Howard Moon: Stardom? . Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Tony Harrison: How dare you! Charlie. They munched him down like an old Twix. Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? You blind? If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. Crack Fox: This old peach, why it's my hat sir! Despite his lack of a torso or limbs, he allegedly has a gift for strategy. [a hand emerges from the door in Rudy's forehead, holding a Pipe]. Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. Just punch him in the snout alright? It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. Charlie is genius, right, he's made of a million pieces of old bubblegum. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". They're Charlie books. Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. Stretching on beyond the human imagination. We've got to get out of town. Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. Just punch the big mouse. The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. See production, box office & company info. Desolation of the soul. Yorkshire is a state of mind. You know? and our 20 of Malcolm Tuckers most cutting insults Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Can't get it in shops. Howard Moon: Yeah, he's gone a bit wrong. Stopped him pressing accelerator. Quiz. The Mighty Boosh. I'm not going anywhere. Howard Moon: Stop tugging me mink! Howard: What? I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper, I taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat! Howard Moon: The mixture. Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? I'm not having that. Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. This is the glam rock ski suit, Come on, Howard. Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er! Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? "Minky Monthly". Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. Spider Dijon: If you want to say something, speak the plain English. He'll be dead by morning. Full moon. Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Lucien: Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. It doesn't mean anything. See this pouch? He is his own man! Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. Vince Noir: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. Fortunately they are able to defeat her. Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand? [Naboo starts dancing with the Yetis]. Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. But as he came past, I, I licked his back. 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . Vince Noir: I think in his own simple way he was probably just trying to cool you down. I think that's got the wrong ring to it. Imagine that. Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. Tony Harrison: I know, but I didn't need to go then! Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Nanageddon. Jump to: navigation, search. The first television series is set in a zoo operated by Bob Fossil, the second in a flat and the third in a second hand shop in Dalston called Nabootique. Required fields are marked *. It is possible to get rid of Nanatoo with the mystical incantation, "Nana Nana go away, come again another day!". We appear to be lost. "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. Heey! I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? I know how to deal with them. Why didnt you tell me? They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. Suck on that sub section. the mighty boosh Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. 2. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheMightyBooshNanageddon. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. An unusual haircut 2. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. August 2005 ausgestrahlt. Vince: Howard?..Howard?Howard?Howard?..Howard?..Howard..Howard..Howard..HowardHoward?..Howard. 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. My hats on fire! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! Wow, that is a mighty boosh ! Vince Noir: Yeah well that's nothing [pulls trousers down] Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them when I was pissed. I was having problems coping with the stardom. Chokus-Pocus! Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. How dare you even speak of the crunch. 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners it? It burns! The green shape, was frozen. 45 of Ricky Gervais funniest jokes Fossil: The anti-pedian, masheeun, The Killeroo! Vince: Oh yeah, I do the costumes, you do the music. Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! Howard Moon: What do you think this is I've got going on here? Rudy Van Disarzio: [to his guitar] It's all right, Miranda. Tweezers, matches, twine, geological hammer. Howard: Something Tommy taught me. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. Vince Noir: Yeah. Vince Noir: I do! After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. Vince Noir: Funk. August 9, 2005. Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. What is Yorkshire? Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu! Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. Howard Moon: Well, I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me. Im Howard Moon. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. This is obsolete. Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. [sighs in resignation]. Look! Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. You're supposed to be a zookeeper! EELS! Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. Course he will. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. 73. Charlie panicked, and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into to Eric's crocodile peepers. You're in this band as well! They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. Very visually noisy, your face. Hook goes right through 'im. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. There were loads of them on the front. A poncho-sombrero combo. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Loose change, in case you've got any fines! Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind? I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. 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